Saturday, 4 July 2009

Day 3

Day 3 in the Big Gullie Household
and koos is naked...check out those dark spots!
koos then goes to watch sims QVC, clearly she loves it, clearly

outside larry is swimming in her clothes

today barry throws a party for the house, straight away iqbal and koos hit it off with a dance
iqbal gives koos the lurvv stare

failglitchlol

fizz spots dustin and goes in for the flirt, after this everyone leaves the party

since barry never got to speak to iqbal at the party she then invites him over personally, iqbal turns up with a brand new makeover - long hair and even more facial hair. im not trying to make him look like anyone i swear :P

clearly barry approves

barry and iqbal then decide to take things to the bedroom

love is in the air...literally, clearly iqbal didnt use a comdom - baby noises

meanwhile larry and koos are chillin on the couch, larry goes in for the move

wait what?! koos doesnt reject me!

oh ma god!

larry then tries to make out with koos. koos retaliates with a proding to the face
iqbal then leaves with a smug look on his face

Monday, 29 June 2009

Day 2

Day 2 in The Big Gullie Household
6:10am, the housemates wake up for their first full day living together, larry arrises out of bead in formal wear, notice the gold boots
except koos, who sleeps in
Barrys makin' waffles!
however kayci cant wait and eats yesterdays stankay hot dogs instead, also notice how kaysi wakes up with a full flowing head of hair
koos finally gets up, and shows off her baby blue night gown with embroided sheep, koos also appears to wear spectacles, style i say
the housemates join at the table to eat breakfast, however since kaysi didnt clean up her stankay mess faisal is left holding his waffles
kaysi takes a bath, she also chops off her flowing locks and dons her red manic panic hair again, also nudity
meanwhile larry chokes on her waffles
after breakfast baz takes a shit, so much that she clogs the toilet and leaves
koos takes a shower next, who is watched by larry trying to catch koos dark spots through the window
unaware of larrys creepy antics, koos finishes her evil shower squeaky clean, is that a smile i see too?
koos smile quickly fades as she unclogs barrys shit
later that day koos enters the garden, who is greeted by kaysi leaping into her arms, koos face says it all
kaysi then tries flirting with koos, apparantly this time about brooms
baz has had enough of the housemates and heads down to central park to meet some towns folk, she meets Alan the large guy up front, and Dustin the handsome blonde, baz is quick into the chase, however it seems dustin is already in a relationship
baz then stumbles upon Iqbal and it seems love at first sight, baz compliements Iqbals appearance and they hit it off straight away, could this be the start of a blossoming relationship?
baz then returns home to find fizz-micheal making sure he's still a pretty princess
and larry fishing in the garden pool
its time for barry to make dinner but it seems again kaysi cant wait and licks the plates clean from breakfasts leftover waffles
koos is disgusted
its midnight and all the housemates go to bed, except koos who stays up trolling on forums.
join us again for day 3 of The Big Gullie Household
*eye penis*


Sunday, 28 June 2009

Day 1

Day 1 in the Big Gullies Household
straight up upon arrival fizz-micheal demonstrates his fear of clowns
barry is the first to make introductions, she approaches koos with a simple 'how was your day?' however it seems the koos doesn't like this
koos is so angry with barrys kind welcoming that she responds to barry implying barrys mother is a llama
koos then enters the household, she appears pleased by the white wood chair, but the thought of an expensive shower bathtub puts her in tears, if only she could have used her coupons
touring the house koos comes upon fizz-micheal who once happily playing computer games, koos then turfs him out to play her own evil computer games meanwhile larry decides to strip down to her bikini and play guitar for Bruce the garden gnome
eureka! however kaysi seems unable to light her lightbulb and makes a next demented face
at the same time inside barry pulls a supra cute face, diddums
finished with her computer games koos rises to stand bad-ass amoungst the floral print walls
fizz-micheal is tired
so lets add some more housemates, or not, the neighbors have come to welcome us, straight away koos begins yelling at Victoria
whilst fizz-micheal pulls faces in the background
larry greets the other neighbor Monica with a speech of madness, apparently about chair desks
Monica steps back, in which larry (still wearing a bikini) is approached by kaysi, who obviously is a master at flirting she can charm a girl with conversations of outdoor chairs
acc kaishia
its time for some food, earlier fizz-micheal prepared hot dogs, koos and victoria join at the table to chow down, its obvious koos wished to have poisoned victorias hot dog previously
dissapointed with victorias sattisfied consumption, koos decides to criticize victorias family
barry overheard koos mean antics and approches koos with a yell, koos responds with a conversation on baby bottles, perhaps comparing barry to a baby
in the background larry still in her bikini goes to brush her teeth at the kitchen sink
victoria left the house due to koos mean ways, leaving monica out for the kill, yes they havent even spoken and koos decides to take her out
its the end of the first day in the gullies household and kaysi is out back, strumming a lovely tune in the midnight air
Join us tommorow for another exciting installment of the The Big Gullies
*cue eye penis*